I decided to switch things up today and headed to Longmont instead of Boulder, opting for a mid-morning workout to relieve myself of my desk for a bit. It was then that I clearly observed the Pros and Cons of varying my normal 5:30am workout routine.
As you can well imagine, the same 10-15 freaks workout at 5:30am everyday; amongst whom I am a proud member. I have grown to love these calorie-burning comrades dearly, and have even contemplated asking a couple of the younger guys out. Furthermore, I've given each a unique identifier such as 'American Beauty Guy,' 'Will' [this kid looks exactly like Will from Will & Grace], 'Bald Guy in Cargo Pants,' 'The Ripped Swede,' 'The Two Old Bad-Ass Runner Chicks' and 'Mr. Burns with Hair' [he looks like The Simpson's Mr. Burns with a lot of hair and no hump]. Today however, upon my 10:00am arrival at the gym, I was met with an overwhelming plethora of new faces and ripped biceps, my superficial personal weakness. I immediately decided to employ my time getting to know these odd ducks a bit better, but would one workout session be enough? Needless to say, I found myself bouncing about the equipment half-heartedly for close to 2 hours whilst bestowing idiosyncratic pseudonyms upon my new friends.
Pro: An abundance of novel eye candy, as well as extraordinarily eccentric displays of conduct from fellow exercise junkies. I also received some intrigued glances, no doubt inspired by my own behavioral oddities like fist-pumping while running, or by my tattoos, beautiful green eyes and cut upper body.
Con: I missed my dear friend 'Rebecca of Niwot' whom I see every morning and always engage in the exchange of pleasantries. Additionally, as I'm unused to preparing my gym bag for a mid-day workout, I forgot to pack a bra. It's a good thing the camisole I packed has built-in business!
Result: Maintain this new workout regimen in hopes of either provoking one of these hunks into asking me out using mind-control, or growing my own pair of testicles which will likewise promote the acquaintance.
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